Do you get tornados too?

I get a ton of them, every weekend like clockwork. These tornados (yes there are several of them) rip through the house throwing laundry into every nook and corner, under the beds, and in the sofa cushions. It scatters shoes like breadcrumbs in Hansel and Gretal, plays hide and seek with pots and pans… and measuring cups… and plates… and spoons… and glasses. Toys and coloring books are tossed every which way, and fishing gear (I get up I get the joy of finding the true magnitude of the weekends tornado, and I gotta say It’s a good thing I got up an hour early today, as this weeks was off the charts!